You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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