what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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