I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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