This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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