you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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