it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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