We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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