Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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