You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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