btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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