So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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