Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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