just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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