how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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