All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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