she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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