After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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