I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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