saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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