yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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