Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
