We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You did what with his pubic hair?
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