its not stalking. its research.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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