Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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