I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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