found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Will exercising make me less horny?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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