he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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