shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
