Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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