Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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