oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
