But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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