u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
