she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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