Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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