We're like a lot better than the average bears
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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