Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
