When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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