the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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