It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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