BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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