So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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