K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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