fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
