Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Rumble strips road head = magical
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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