We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dear god my vagina.
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