Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Randomize