after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you would pick up someone in the library
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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