i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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