Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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